Well, how am I supposed to answer the chief if you want to come in my mouth?

It's not every day a friend's mom cums on his dick

Yeah, I fucked a waitress and a girl, both in a public restroom

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

My sister's not getting laid, so I threw a stick at her 😅

I can't concentrate on preparing for the session — I have a boner!

She was modest, and then she gave it to me - for money and a woman won't refuse sex

See that dick? It's about to go full jingle bells in your ass

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet

First thing I do is bounce on my dick, now that's a successful marriage 😍

While my husband was out, I made his son a man. And a lover 😏

We helped each other — her boobs are now without milk and I am without sperm

Where'd you get all that sperm from? You've completely filled your tits again

Two niggers celebrated the deal by inviting an acquaintance over and fucking her

You let me cum inside, thank you! For that, I'll jerk you off until you squirt

No, no, don't even aim for the ass — put your dick in the fucking pussy

Big-breasted teacher woman has lesbian sex between couples

You suck up to the boss, you get a bonus! I don't care if he cheated on his wife

Honey, you owe me, now I have to give a stranger in a bar an anal

Admit it, would you like to cum all over her like that in your life? Start jerking off

You interrupted my jerking off, son! Fuck me now, you've seen it all, and I haven't come

Quiet, it's only anal! If you shout, I'll slap you in the face

I love watching her orgasm - so hard it's like being electrocuted 💥

She came and asked me to fuck her 😏 Who am I not to cum on her face?